1 00:00:02,323 --> 00:00:05,952 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 2 00:00:06,027 --> 00:00:09,224 ♪ In living color♪ 3 00:00:09,297 --> 00:00:11,857 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 4 00:00:11,933 --> 00:00:14,527 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 5 00:00:14,602 --> 00:00:16,593 ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:19,307 --> 00:00:21,366 ♪ In living color♪ 7 00:00:21,442 --> 00:00:23,672 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 8 00:00:23,744 --> 00:00:26,144 ♪ It's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 9 00:00:26,213 --> 00:00:28,204 ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪ 10 00:00:28,282 --> 00:00:30,250 ♪ In living color♪ 11 00:00:30,318 --> 00:00:32,946 ♪ How would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 12 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:35,250 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 13 00:00:35,323 --> 00:00:37,416 ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ 14 00:00:37,491 --> 00:00:41,484 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 15 00:00:41,562 --> 00:00:44,190 ♪ In living color♪ 16 00:00:44,265 --> 00:00:45,698 ♪ In living color♪ 17 00:00:45,766 --> 00:00:49,258 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 18 00:00:49,337 --> 00:00:51,532 ♪ In living color♪ 19 00:00:51,606 --> 00:00:54,074 ♪ In living color♪ 20 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:56,541 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 21 00:00:56,611 --> 00:00:58,841 ♪ In living color♪ 22 00:00:58,913 --> 00:01:01,541 ♪ What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine ♪ 23 00:01:01,616 --> 00:01:03,049 ♪ In living color♪ 24 00:01:03,117 --> 00:01:05,085 ♪ How would you feel knowing everybody was your friend ♪ 25 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:07,712 ♪ From thin to thick and through thick and thin ♪ 26 00:01:07,788 --> 00:01:10,723 ♪ And egotistical trips was put to an end ♪ 27 00:01:10,791 --> 00:01:13,555 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 28 00:01:13,628 --> 00:01:16,563 ♪ In living color♪ 29 00:01:16,631 --> 00:01:18,599 ♪ In living color♪ 30 00:01:18,666 --> 00:01:20,691 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 31 00:01:20,768 --> 00:01:22,827 ♪ It's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 32 00:01:22,903 --> 00:01:25,133 ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪ 33 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:26,969 ♪ In living color♪ 34 00:01:27,041 --> 00:01:29,100 ♪ How would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 35 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:31,235 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 36 00:01:31,312 --> 00:01:34,679 ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ 37 00:01:34,749 --> 00:01:38,583 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 38 00:01:38,653 --> 00:01:40,621 ♪ In living color♪♪ 39 00:01:40,688 --> 00:01:43,680 Ladies and gentlemen, Keenen Ivory Wayans. 40 00:01:56,737 --> 00:02:00,036 Thank you. Good evening. I'm Keenen Ivory Wayans. 41 00:02:00,107 --> 00:02:02,075 Welcome to In Living Color. 42 00:02:02,143 --> 00:02:06,102 I wanna thank all the people who sent those wonderful letters after seeing last week's show. 43 00:02:06,180 --> 00:02:08,671 I really appreciate it. Before we get the party started... 44 00:02:08,749 --> 00:02:11,980 I always got to say hello to the man who makes the butts bounce... 45 00:02:12,053 --> 00:02:14,112 the king of beats, D.J. S.W. One. 46 00:02:19,126 --> 00:02:22,357 And, of course, we can't forget the lovely ladies of In Living Color. 47 00:02:22,430 --> 00:02:26,025 My Fly Girls... Carrie Ann, Deidre... 48 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:30,560 Lisa, Cari and Michelle. 49 00:02:30,638 --> 00:02:35,234 We got a great show for you tonight. I want you to chill with us for about a half. 50 00:02:35,309 --> 00:02:37,573 Let's get this party started right. Do it. 51 00:02:39,046 --> 00:02:42,675 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 52 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:45,116 ♪ In living color♪ 53 00:02:45,186 --> 00:02:47,120 ♪ In living color♪ 54 00:02:47,188 --> 00:02:49,383 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 55 00:02:49,457 --> 00:02:51,516 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪♪ 56 00:02:51,859 --> 00:02:53,793 I want to be Vanilli. 57 00:02:53,861 --> 00:02:56,523 No, you can't be Vanilli. 58 00:02:56,597 --> 00:02:58,531 I am always Vanilli. 59 00:02:58,599 --> 00:03:02,763 No, but you can't be Vanilli two days straight. 60 00:03:02,837 --> 00:03:05,169 - Why not? - Because... 61 00:03:05,239 --> 00:03:09,471 you are Germany and I'm from French. 62 00:03:09,543 --> 00:03:11,773 Oh. 63 00:03:11,846 --> 00:03:15,441 - Now I get it. - [Together] Makes sense to me. 64 00:03:15,516 --> 00:03:17,916 Milli Vanilli commercial, take one. 65 00:03:17,985 --> 00:03:21,682 Hello, we are Milli... Vanilli. 66 00:03:21,756 --> 00:03:26,420 You know, lots of people don't understand the enormous success of Milli Vanilli. 67 00:03:26,494 --> 00:03:29,156 And neither do we. 68 00:03:29,230 --> 00:03:34,395 But we are here today to tell you that you too can be Milli Vanilli... 69 00:03:34,468 --> 00:03:38,996 with lots of positive energy and our new do-it-yourself... 70 00:03:39,073 --> 00:03:42,338 at-home Milli Vanilli kit. 71 00:03:42,409 --> 00:03:45,310 That is right. In just 10 minutes... 72 00:03:45,379 --> 00:03:47,313 Count them. Five, 10. 73 00:03:47,381 --> 00:03:50,407 You didn't think I could do that, huh? 74 00:03:50,484 --> 00:03:55,786 Ten minutes, you too can look and sound just like Milli... Vanilli. 75 00:03:55,856 --> 00:03:57,790 Tell them what they get, Vanilli. 76 00:03:57,858 --> 00:04:02,454 Well, for only 39.95... 77 00:04:02,530 --> 00:04:05,158 you'll get this. 78 00:04:05,232 --> 00:04:07,166 Milli Vanilli hair. 79 00:04:07,234 --> 00:04:10,169 Very easy to apply... 80 00:04:10,237 --> 00:04:13,229 and dye it whatever color you like. 81 00:04:14,542 --> 00:04:16,703 Plus you'll get this. 82 00:04:16,777 --> 00:04:20,474 Milli Vanilli eyes that will give you... 83 00:04:20,548 --> 00:04:24,109 [Together] Positive energy. 84 00:04:24,185 --> 00:04:28,144 - What else? - Let's not forget our terrible accents. 85 00:04:28,222 --> 00:04:30,281 You'll also get these. 86 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:34,157 That's right. You'll listen to these cartoon characters... 87 00:04:34,228 --> 00:04:38,392 Pepé Le Pew, Boris and Natasha, Elmer Fudd... 88 00:04:38,465 --> 00:04:41,491 [Imitates Elmer Fudd Chuckling] 89 00:04:41,569 --> 00:04:44,197 And you are almost ready to be Milli Vanilli. 90 00:04:44,271 --> 00:04:48,298 - No, but not yet. - No, no. 91 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:52,937 First, you go out and see the latest, hottest, freshest, exciting dances... 92 00:04:53,013 --> 00:04:55,573 - but don't do them. - No, no, no. 93 00:04:55,649 --> 00:04:58,675 [Together] Do this instead. 94 00:04:58,752 --> 00:05:01,084 Now you are doing Milli Vanilli. 95 00:05:01,155 --> 00:05:06,821 - So get a friend. - Because it takes two jerks to be Milli Vanilli. 96 00:05:06,894 --> 00:05:11,263 And remember... ♪♪ [Singing] 97 00:05:11,332 --> 00:05:14,392 So act now because we are almost out of style. 98 00:05:20,841 --> 00:05:22,775 [Announcer] Send 39.95 to: 99 00:05:22,843 --> 00:05:27,439 Milli Vanilli, P.O. Box 227, Paris, California 90029. 100 00:05:32,820 --> 00:05:38,349 [Announcer] It's The Arsenio Hall Show starring Arsenio Hall. 101 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:42,191 And here's Eddie Murphy's best friend... and don't you forget it... 102 00:05:42,263 --> 00:05:44,731 Arsenio... 103 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,125 Ooooo... 104 00:05:51,338 --> 00:05:53,272 [Yodeling] 105 00:05:53,340 --> 00:05:55,274 Hall.! 106 00:05:56,477 --> 00:05:59,310 [Audience] Wooh.! Wooh.! Wooh.! 107 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:08,154 Yes! Yes! 108 00:06:08,222 --> 00:06:13,057 Oh, yeah! 109 00:06:13,127 --> 00:06:15,061 Oh, boy! 110 00:06:15,129 --> 00:06:17,563 [Barking] 111 00:06:18,799 --> 00:06:21,063 That's my dog pound right there... 112 00:06:21,135 --> 00:06:23,069 and this is my posse. 113 00:06:31,912 --> 00:06:34,608 Yes. Oh, boy. 114 00:06:36,050 --> 00:06:38,314 Good evening. 115 00:06:38,385 --> 00:06:40,910 [Audience] Wooh.! Wooh.! Wooh.! 116 00:06:51,298 --> 00:06:54,665 Now, I couldn't begin the show without introducing a very good friend of mine. 117 00:06:54,735 --> 00:06:57,863 Stopped in tonight. We were hangin' out at the China Club last night. 118 00:06:57,938 --> 00:07:01,271 A real party animal. Won't you please give it up for my main man... 119 00:07:01,342 --> 00:07:03,503 PopeJohn Paul II! 120 00:07:13,420 --> 00:07:15,411 Yes! 121 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,458 Pope, strive to be number one. 122 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:21,494 Yes! 123 00:07:21,562 --> 00:07:23,689 Oh, we got a great show. 124 00:07:23,764 --> 00:07:28,394 So, with no more delay, let's get busy! 125 00:07:34,775 --> 00:07:38,074 [Giggles] Oh, boy. 126 00:07:38,145 --> 00:07:41,444 Now I'd like to introduce my first guest. 127 00:07:41,515 --> 00:07:45,110 A very, very special man. Very talented. 128 00:07:45,185 --> 00:07:48,245 He's just written a book, he's in a new film... 129 00:07:48,322 --> 00:07:52,281 and running for his fourth term as mayor of Washington, D.C. 130 00:07:52,359 --> 00:07:55,294 Would ya please give it up for a very good friend of mine... 131 00:07:55,362 --> 00:07:57,523 Marion Barry! 132 00:08:18,719 --> 00:08:20,653 Let's just get right into it. 133 00:08:20,721 --> 00:08:24,487 Now, you're in the press a lot lately. 134 00:08:24,558 --> 00:08:27,755 You have beautiful women inviting you to hotels. 135 00:08:27,828 --> 00:08:30,524 People follow you everywhere you go. 136 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:33,657 What's it like to be a sex symbol? 137 00:08:33,734 --> 00:08:36,430 Uh, I don't think you understand, Arsenio. 138 00:08:36,503 --> 00:08:38,767 I don't consider myself a sex symbol. 139 00:08:38,839 --> 00:08:43,242 I do consider myself a man who's been wrongly accused of a crime... 140 00:08:43,310 --> 00:08:45,369 and I'm here tonight to clear my name. 141 00:08:45,446 --> 00:08:47,880 All charges against me are false. 142 00:08:47,948 --> 00:08:51,611 There's been no proof of any wrongdoin' on my part. 143 00:08:53,087 --> 00:08:55,783 Hey, you, wake up! 144 00:08:55,856 --> 00:08:58,518 Deep, deep. 145 00:08:58,592 --> 00:09:03,029 So, I haven't read it, but my people tell me you've written a book. 146 00:09:03,097 --> 00:09:06,032 Uh, well, I didn't write a book. 147 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:08,295 I was booked... 148 00:09:19,046 --> 00:09:21,480 On possession of an illegal substance. 149 00:09:21,548 --> 00:09:26,110 But that's not the image I'd like to portray here tonight. 150 00:09:26,186 --> 00:09:28,211 - I'm about the business of government. - Yes. 151 00:09:28,288 --> 00:09:32,281 - Can we talk about my reelection campaign already? - Oh, Eddie's here? 152 00:09:32,359 --> 00:09:34,554 I said "already," not "Eddie." 153 00:09:36,763 --> 00:09:38,924 I said "already," not "Eddie." 154 00:09:38,999 --> 00:09:41,490 Oh. Oh. 155 00:09:41,568 --> 00:09:44,401 I'm sorry. I get a little confused 'cause, you know... 156 00:09:44,471 --> 00:09:46,405 Eddie is my best friend. 157 00:09:46,473 --> 00:09:49,033 And to all the white people out there who don't know... 158 00:09:49,109 --> 00:09:52,306 Eddie Murphy is only the biggest movie star in the world. 159 00:09:52,379 --> 00:09:54,313 The black people are sitting out there, going... 160 00:09:54,381 --> 00:09:57,179 "I know who Eddie Murphy is. I see Eddie Murphy on TV." 161 00:09:57,251 --> 00:09:59,310 Say, say, say, Arsenio? 162 00:10:01,021 --> 00:10:04,115 [Giggles] 163 00:10:04,191 --> 00:10:06,216 Oh, boy. So... 164 00:10:06,293 --> 00:10:08,693 where will you be appearing next? 165 00:10:08,762 --> 00:10:13,392 Uh, well, this Friday I'll be appearing in front of the grand jury. 166 00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:16,368 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo! 167 00:10:24,478 --> 00:10:27,777 - Now, what's so funny? - Absolutely nothing. 168 00:10:27,848 --> 00:10:30,612 I just like to do that after every third question. 169 00:10:30,684 --> 00:10:34,780 So, I understand you're in a new film? 170 00:10:34,855 --> 00:10:36,914 Uh, now, wait. No. See, they told me... 171 00:10:36,990 --> 00:10:39,686 - you weren't supposed to ask me about that. - Ah, brother. 172 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,661 No disrespect to Morgan Freeman or Denzel Washington... 173 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,663 but, brother, I hear you are smoking. 174 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,665 No, I'd rather not talk about that... 175 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,701 Sandy, do we have a clip? 176 00:10:48,769 --> 00:10:51,397 - [Sandy] I've got it right here, Arsenio. - Kick it! 177 00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:57,133 Would you let go! Man, I'm the mayor of Washington, D.C.! 178 00:10:57,211 --> 00:10:59,236 This is a setup! This is a setup! 179 00:10:59,313 --> 00:11:02,942 Get that camera off me! They were supposed to tell me that y'all was coming. 180 00:11:03,016 --> 00:11:05,177 Hey, Leroy! Leroy, man! 181 00:11:05,252 --> 00:11:08,050 Call Whitney! Call... Is Jesse in town? 182 00:11:08,121 --> 00:11:10,055 Call Al Sharpton, man! 183 00:11:11,124 --> 00:11:13,684 I'm nothin', man! I'm nothin'. 184 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,694 I came up here to clear my name! 185 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:18,253 I'm ruined! 186 00:11:18,332 --> 00:11:20,960 Yes, that was so real. 187 00:11:21,034 --> 00:11:23,525 I'm nobody. I'm nothin'. You've ruined my career. 188 00:11:23,604 --> 00:11:26,539 Strive to be the best you can be. 189 00:11:26,607 --> 00:11:31,909 Michael Wolff, take us home with some of that nasty, booger-nose funk. 190 00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:53,452 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, all the way from Detroit... 191 00:11:53,526 --> 00:11:56,620 the Motor City Homeboy Choir. 192 00:11:59,532 --> 00:12:02,433 - ♪♪ [Blowing Pipe] - ♪♪ [Humming Note] 193 00:12:06,706 --> 00:12:09,174 One, two, three, go. 194 00:12:09,242 --> 00:12:11,904 ♪♪ [Spitting Rap] 195 00:12:37,603 --> 00:12:39,628 ♪♪ [Dance] 196 00:12:52,085 --> 00:12:55,077 ♪♪ [Rapping] 197 00:13:05,398 --> 00:13:07,332 ♪♪ [Continues] 198 00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:18,476 ♪♪ [Ends] 199 00:13:18,544 --> 00:13:21,945 ♪ Do what you wanna do ♪ 200 00:13:22,014 --> 00:13:24,175 ♪ In living color♪♪ 201 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:27,048 I'm standing here with the legendary Sugar Ray Leonard. 202 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:30,180 Ray, how does the show look to you so far? 203 00:13:30,256 --> 00:13:34,022 Well, Larry, I have to call the show pretty even. 204 00:13:34,093 --> 00:13:37,187 So far, the audience has been able to take everything... 205 00:13:37,263 --> 00:13:39,857 that the cast has dished out. 206 00:13:39,932 --> 00:13:42,696 If we look at the tale of the videotape... 207 00:13:42,769 --> 00:13:47,229 we'll see that the audience outnumbers the cast 30 to one. 208 00:13:47,306 --> 00:13:51,106 Let me ask you something. If you were in this cast's shoes right now... 209 00:13:51,177 --> 00:13:54,704 what would Sugar be doing? 210 00:13:54,781 --> 00:13:56,715 Well, Larry, like I said... 211 00:13:56,783 --> 00:14:01,277 this is a very, very, very, very, very tough audience. 212 00:14:01,354 --> 00:14:05,256 And remember what they did to Frank's Place. 213 00:14:05,324 --> 00:14:08,589 If I were the cast right now, I'd be going for the knockout. 214 00:14:08,661 --> 00:14:11,095 Like I did against Marvin Hagler. He scared me. 215 00:14:11,164 --> 00:14:15,760 He looked like a giant Milk Dud. I was afraid of him. 216 00:14:15,835 --> 00:14:17,803 This Milk Dud had arms and was jabbing. 217 00:14:17,870 --> 00:14:19,838 - Uh, Ray... - I was jabbing back. 218 00:14:19,906 --> 00:14:21,840 - [Bell Ringing] - Uh, Ray. 219 00:14:21,908 --> 00:14:24,399 Well, we're about ready to start that fifth round. 220 00:14:24,477 --> 00:14:26,707 Ladies and gentlemen, the great Sugar Ray Leonard. 221 00:14:26,779 --> 00:14:28,974 - Thank you. - Bigger words than I usually use. 222 00:14:46,432 --> 00:14:48,491 [Man's Voice] Captain's log, stardate 14. 223 00:14:48,568 --> 00:14:51,503 We're being pulled towards a hostile planet. 224 00:14:51,571 --> 00:14:56,235 I'm hoping that Scotty will be able to activate the backup control systems. 225 00:14:56,309 --> 00:14:59,005 God, I feel so vulnerable. 226 00:14:59,078 --> 00:15:01,740 Captain, I'm picking up some strange signals. 227 00:15:01,814 --> 00:15:04,146 Something about intergalactic oppressors, sir. 228 00:15:04,217 --> 00:15:07,653 Captain, intruders are approaching the bridge, sir. 229 00:15:09,055 --> 00:15:11,421 Who are you? 230 00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:15,221 I am the Minister Louis Farrakhan. 231 00:15:18,464 --> 00:15:22,332 Spock. Spock, who is he? 232 00:15:22,401 --> 00:15:25,370 A former calypso singer, Captain... 233 00:15:25,438 --> 00:15:28,236 who later became leader of a 20th-century African-American... 234 00:15:28,307 --> 00:15:31,504 religious sect known as the Nation of Islam. 235 00:15:31,577 --> 00:15:34,410 Would you like to buy some incense? 236 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:38,246 - Bean pie, my brother? - No, thank you. 237 00:15:38,317 --> 00:15:41,081 What do you want? 238 00:15:41,153 --> 00:15:43,087 I've come to warn your crew... 239 00:15:43,155 --> 00:15:44,622 - Warn your crew. - Warn your crew. 240 00:15:44,690 --> 00:15:46,521 Of their enslavement... 241 00:15:46,592 --> 00:15:47,820 - Enslavement. - Enslavement. 242 00:15:47,894 --> 00:15:50,692 - Aboard this vessel. - That's poppycock. 243 00:15:50,763 --> 00:15:55,427 These people are perfectly free to do anything they'd like. 244 00:15:55,501 --> 00:16:00,029 It is that same lie that kept Elvis the king. 245 00:16:00,106 --> 00:16:05,203 That made that poor child, LaToya Jackson, think she could sing. 246 00:16:05,278 --> 00:16:09,146 It is that same lie that's got white boys rapping... 247 00:16:09,215 --> 00:16:11,547 and the Fat Boys acting. 248 00:16:11,617 --> 00:16:17,556 Hey, mister, you can't come in here and talk to me like that. 249 00:16:17,623 --> 00:16:20,091 - Uhura, get me Starfleet Command. - Yes, Captain. 250 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:25,057 Oh, my Nubian princess! 251 00:16:25,131 --> 00:16:29,067 How long have you placed his calls? 252 00:16:29,135 --> 00:16:34,402 I watch this show every week and all I see is the back of your nappy wig. 253 00:16:37,076 --> 00:16:39,544 Uhura, Starfleet, now. 254 00:16:39,612 --> 00:16:42,672 Well, wait a second! He's right. 255 00:16:42,748 --> 00:16:44,682 I've been sitting here for 15 years... 256 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:48,652 with this damn thing in my ear and ain't got one raise yet. 257 00:16:48,721 --> 00:16:51,588 Is that all I'm good for? To be your little secretary... 258 00:16:51,657 --> 00:16:53,887 or your occasional chocolate fantasy? 259 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,656 - Shh! - You get up off your flat butt... 260 00:16:56,729 --> 00:17:00,221 and get Starfleet your damn self 'cause I ain't budging. 261 00:17:00,299 --> 00:17:03,063 - Preach on, brother! - Yes, sister. 262 00:17:03,135 --> 00:17:05,228 Mr. Sulu, call Scotty. 263 00:17:05,304 --> 00:17:07,795 Tell him to get this man out of here. 264 00:17:07,873 --> 00:17:10,000 Wait a minute, Mr. Sulu. 265 00:17:10,076 --> 00:17:15,878 Before you touch that dial, answer me this question... 266 00:17:15,948 --> 00:17:18,940 Who does the laundry around here? 267 00:17:19,018 --> 00:17:21,145 I do. 268 00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:23,848 - Mr. Sulu. - You call me Buddha head... 269 00:17:23,923 --> 00:17:28,019 - and pie face in front of everybody. - Well... 270 00:17:28,094 --> 00:17:31,894 I've been in space all this time, and I haven't had one woman yet. 271 00:17:31,964 --> 00:17:35,627 You even take the ugly ones, Captain. 272 00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:38,329 My loins are about to explode. 273 00:17:38,404 --> 00:17:41,999 I want to do the nasty. 274 00:17:42,074 --> 00:17:46,170 - That's right. Rise up from your oppressor! - Rise up! 275 00:17:46,245 --> 00:17:50,011 Mr. Spock, my friend, we've got to do something. 276 00:17:50,082 --> 00:17:54,280 Why do you say we, caucasoid? 277 00:17:54,353 --> 00:17:58,722 It's obvious, Captain, that Minister Farrakhan is right. 278 00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:02,955 Spock, are you out of your Vulcan mind? 279 00:18:03,029 --> 00:18:06,965 Well, logically speaking, Captain... 280 00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:09,831 I am the strongest and most intelligent person aboard this vessel... 281 00:18:09,902 --> 00:18:11,995 - yet I'm only second-in-command. - [Uhura] Mm-hmm. 282 00:18:12,071 --> 00:18:14,005 I should be captain... 283 00:18:14,073 --> 00:18:16,735 - and I'm also a better director than you. - [Grunts] 284 00:18:17,977 --> 00:18:21,071 Can't you see? It's discrimination! 285 00:18:21,147 --> 00:18:24,480 - You get off my ship, buddy! - [Whirrs] 286 00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:27,678 Put your puny weapon down, Captain. 287 00:18:27,753 --> 00:18:29,687 You cannot harm me. 288 00:18:29,755 --> 00:18:33,953 My people have survived 400 years of slavery... 289 00:18:34,026 --> 00:18:35,220 - Slavery! - Slavery! 290 00:18:35,294 --> 00:18:36,955 300 years of apartheid... 291 00:18:37,029 --> 00:18:38,189 - Apartheid! - Apartheid! 292 00:18:38,264 --> 00:18:43,327 And 25 years of TheJeffersons in syndication. 293 00:18:43,402 --> 00:18:47,964 Farrakhan! 294 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,907 - Go to your room. - [Whines] 295 00:18:54,513 --> 00:18:58,347 Oh, I love it when I do that to them. 296 00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:01,853 Nubian princess, call Sylvia's Soul Food Shack. 297 00:19:01,921 --> 00:19:03,946 Make reservations. 298 00:19:05,091 --> 00:19:08,527 I got a taste for some blackened whitefish. 299 00:19:08,594 --> 00:19:10,926 Mr. Sulu, what are you going to have? 300 00:19:10,996 --> 00:19:13,123 Sylvia. 301 00:19:13,199 --> 00:19:16,032 Well, all right then, my horny Asian brother. 302 00:19:16,102 --> 00:19:19,037 Warp factor five. We're going home. 303 00:19:19,105 --> 00:19:21,539 Destination... 125th Street. 304 00:19:40,292 --> 00:19:42,522 ♪♪ [Dance] 305 00:20:26,972 --> 00:20:28,997 ♪ In living color♪♪ 306 00:20:30,776 --> 00:20:32,801 [Engine Starts] 307 00:20:35,614 --> 00:20:38,742 Hi, I'm Hoke Colburn. 308 00:20:38,817 --> 00:20:40,751 Every morning around 7:30... 309 00:20:40,819 --> 00:20:44,084 I picks up Miss Daisy and I takes her to her favorite place. 310 00:20:44,156 --> 00:20:46,556 - Slow down now. - Yes, Miss Daisy. 311 00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:50,994 - Drivin' like a madman. - See, we didn't always get along so good. 312 00:20:51,063 --> 00:20:55,727 Miss Daisy don't like nobody doing nothing for her, especially no Colored. 313 00:20:55,801 --> 00:20:59,464 She what they call "independent." 314 00:20:59,538 --> 00:21:02,507 The real truth is, Miss Daisy don't drive so good. 315 00:21:02,575 --> 00:21:05,305 She crashed up her car, ooh, somethin' bad. 316 00:21:05,377 --> 00:21:08,210 So bad that massa... Uh, what's his name? 317 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,248 You know, Dan Aykroyd. 318 00:21:10,316 --> 00:21:13,581 He hired me to take care of her and give her some companionship. 319 00:21:13,652 --> 00:21:17,918 - Now, watch where you're going. - Yes, Miss Daisy. 320 00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:20,857 - You don't drive any better than I do. - Yes, Miss Daisy. 321 00:21:20,926 --> 00:21:22,951 She not at all that bad. 322 00:21:23,028 --> 00:21:27,522 Just a little lonely and wrinkled up. 323 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:32,128 But I understands her and I knows how to make her happy... 324 00:21:32,204 --> 00:21:35,230 'cause I gives her just what she needs. 325 00:21:35,307 --> 00:21:37,832 Now, now, now, don't muss up my dress, Hoke. 326 00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:39,878 Yes, Miss Daisy. 327 00:21:39,945 --> 00:21:41,879 [Announcer] Ridin' Miss Daisy. 328 00:21:41,947 --> 00:21:45,508 Coming to a theater near you. 329 00:21:45,584 --> 00:21:50,021 [Miss Daisy] Oh, Hoke.! You're my best friend.! 330 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,024 Thank you. 331 00:21:57,096 --> 00:22:00,031 On behalf of the cast, we hope you enjoyed the show tonight. 332 00:22:00,099 --> 00:22:02,567 We'll see you next week. Good night. 333 00:22:48,881 --> 00:22:51,782 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 334 00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:53,784 ♪ In living color♪♪